I feel like this post is overdue. Honestly, with how often your name shows up around here, you probably deserved this a while ago. But anyway… here we are.
So, Izzy…
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry that all my friends like you more than they like me.
Let’s just lay out the evidence:
- You have group chats with most of them.
- You talk to them more than I do (when they decide to respond).
- You’ve literally paid for them. iykyk…..
- You’ve had deep conversations with them that I wasn’t even allowed to stay for because knives got mentioned and apparently that was my cue to leave.
- And the worst part? You all enjoyed that conversation way too much.
So yes. I’m apologizing.
Not because I did anything wrong but because you’re the one they’ve collectively adopted.
Please forgive me for absolutely nothing, because I didn’t cause this.
You did.
I love you.
Okay byeee, love you, go drink water and do something gentle for yourself today 💗
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