Welcome back, babes. Itās May the month of sunshine, pollen, and men continuing to act like they were raised by wolves. Truly, if there were a āreturn to senderā option for certain men, Iād be using it weekly.
This monthās theme is simple: Men are dumb. They need to stop pissing me off.
Not in a hateful way. More in a āplease stop making me consider a life of peaceful isolation in the mountainsā way.
But donāt worry this month isnāt just me dragging the male species. Weāve got some very fun posts coming.
š A Message I Sent to Megan
This oneā¦ yeah.
The text I sent Megan was a final goodbye, the kind you write when youāve hit your limit, crossed your last line, and realized youāre done letting someone treat you like youāre disposable. She pushed boundaries, she crossed lines, and I finally chose myself.
Spoiler alert: she never replied.
And honestly? That silence told me everything I needed to know.
This post is about closure the kind you give yourself when the other person refuses to show up.
š¤¦āāļø Things My Friends Have Done
I adore my friends, but sometimes they do things that make me stare into the void like Iām buffering.
This post is basically a highlight reel of moments where I questioned their sanity and my own judgmentā¦ but also remembered why I love them. Chaos recognizes chaos.
š Book Club Post
Weāre reading. Weāre judging. Weāre yelling at fictional men who somehow manage to disappoint me just as much as real ones.
Expect opinions. Expect drama. Expect me to drag a character who absolutely deserved it.
š A Lot of Fun Posts!
May is giving chaoticāgood energy, and Iām matching it. Expect:
- unhinged stories
- dramatic retellings
- aesthetic moments
- me bullying men for sport
- and probably one soft emotional post because I contain multitudes
Basically, itās a whole buffet of Allieāness.
May is messy, loud, dramatic, and a little bit petty and honestly, thatās the energy I want for all of us.
Okay byeee, love you, go drink water and do something gentle for yourself today š
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